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Dangerously Close to Average T‑Shirt

Dangerously Close to Average T‑Shirt

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Regular price $34.95 USD
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ColorIce Grey
SizeS
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Lightweight, breathable, and printed with bold, vintage-inspired lettering, this tee speaks to anyone who finds joy in the everyday and laughs at their own middling greatness. The graphic — “Dangerously Close to Average” with a subtle golf motif — lands with dry humor and a wink.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel

- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish

- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability

- DTG/DTF printed graphics (sleeve and neck labels may use DTF) with pearlized tear-away label for comfort

- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and manufactured with ethically sourced cotton; EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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Dangerously Close to Average T‑Shirt
Ice Grey /
S
Regular price $34.95 USD
Regular price $44.95 USD Sale price $34.95 USD
Selected Variant Image
Dangerously Close to Average T‑Shirt
Ice Grey /
S
Regular price $34.95 USD
Regular price $44.95 USD Sale price $34.95 USD

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Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Unfortunately we are only shipping to the US. This can change at anytime , so be sure to check back. Once we begin shipping internationally again we will post it here.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.