Collection: Turn Glizzies

The Turn Glizzies collection is for golfers who know the most important decision between the front nine and back nine has nothing to do with club selection. These funny golf t-shirts celebrate the sacred mid-round ritual of parking the cart, ordering a hot dog, applying an irresponsible amount of mustard, and pretending the extra calories will fix your swing.

Built for weekend golfers, snack-bar regulars, cart-path gourmets, and anyone whose best shot of the day came with a side of chips, this collection combines Fifth Putt’s sarcastic golf humor with vintage clubhouse style. Perfect for golfers who believe fairways are optional, glizzies are essential, and no terrible front nine is beyond saving with the right turn snack.

Make the turn. Grab a glizzy. Reload for the back nine.